News From Nebraska, And It's Not Good

We're reliably informed that one Acea Schomaker of Omaha used the homemade device to put his girlfriend's cat in while he smoked a bowl of herb.

He was charged with animal cruelty. He said that it was not the first time and it calmed the cat down. 

I always thought there was something strange about Nebraska.

This may be something to threaten Zelda with, as she's taken up the habit of trying to get us up to play at 3 or 4 in the morning.